True story.  One day I was in a park doing tai chi with a friend and a fellow approached.  After watching for a while he said, in a British accent, “Hello Mr. Guru”.  I said hi back, and asked him his name.  He said “Philip Michael.  You don’t need to tell me your name, though, because it doesn’t matter.  You remind me of a big monkey.  I’m going to call you Monkey Sensei.  Will you be my mentor?”

What could I say?  Naturally I accepted.

I swear to god this actually happened.

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